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My names Krystal and I live in Australia

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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

burgrs:

no offense your honor but do you even lift

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

awwww-cute:

Installing a new sink then looked up

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

(Source: meilleure--amie)

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

(Source: kokodokoko)

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

(Source: misztervarju)